"Wow! You Taste Great!"

On Dave Barry's The Shepherd, the Angel, and Walter the Christmas Miracle Dog  - most definitely NOT something you want to read if you intend on going back to sleep anytime soon.  I laughed so hard I woke up Natalie.  Turn about's fair play, I guess.  Still, it's another hour later and I must be up for the duration now.  Seriously, though, the Dave Barry book - if you need a laugh, this is the one.